Odd and End
the Juice don't got much to say tonight. So, it'll be short and sweet.
Know how the Juice is always goin' on about how you don't do a dang thing for me? And how I entertain you with this entertainin' blog, day in and day out. And the Juice does it for free. No beggin' for money here, right? Just good times. It's kinda like all the whores and blow jobs ya want, but without all the whores and blow jobs.
Well, it's time for you fucks to buck up. No, don't send me your dollars. the Juice don't want them (i can't believe i actually wrote that. it ain't like that comment's gonna come back and haunt the Juice or anything). the Juice wants ya to sign up for this thing called Blingo. It's a search engine, powered by Google. But, you can win shit with it. So, it's fuckin' better. Ya sign up, ya do your search for porn (like you search for anything but, who you foolin'? ya ain't talkin' to your wife here) and ya can win shit like movie tickets and Sony PSP's. the Juice wants the PSP. I've got a bone to prove it.
And the more folkels the Juice gets signed up, the more shit the Juice wins. Yes, the Juice is aware that it's a Ponzi scheme, but you'll sign up anyway, right? Don't make me close this fucking blog! Community service or not, I'll shut this blog down faster than a hooker takin' money.
Click this button. Now!!!!
Because the Juice isn't all about take, take, take (like you are), I've got a sweet update to my Powerball post from a few weeks ago. Yes, you'll have to re-read it, but it'll be worth your time. Nah, I'm fuckin' lyin'. It ain't gonna be worth you're time. The jokes over, but you'll check out the update anyway. Just like you're gonna click on that Blingo button.
Peace out. But, not before you click the button. Papa wants a brand new PSP. Don't let me down!
Know how the Juice is always goin' on about how you don't do a dang thing for me? And how I entertain you with this entertainin' blog, day in and day out. And the Juice does it for free. No beggin' for money here, right? Just good times. It's kinda like all the whores and blow jobs ya want, but without all the whores and blow jobs.
Well, it's time for you fucks to buck up. No, don't send me your dollars. the Juice don't want them (i can't believe i actually wrote that. it ain't like that comment's gonna come back and haunt the Juice or anything). the Juice wants ya to sign up for this thing called Blingo. It's a search engine, powered by Google. But, you can win shit with it. So, it's fuckin' better. Ya sign up, ya do your search for porn (like you search for anything but, who you foolin'? ya ain't talkin' to your wife here) and ya can win shit like movie tickets and Sony PSP's. the Juice wants the PSP. I've got a bone to prove it.
And the more folkels the Juice gets signed up, the more shit the Juice wins. Yes, the Juice is aware that it's a Ponzi scheme, but you'll sign up anyway, right? Don't make me close this fucking blog! Community service or not, I'll shut this blog down faster than a hooker takin' money.
Click this button. Now!!!!
Because the Juice isn't all about take, take, take (like you are), I've got a sweet update to my Powerball post from a few weeks ago. Yes, you'll have to re-read it, but it'll be worth your time. Nah, I'm fuckin' lyin'. It ain't gonna be worth you're time. The jokes over, but you'll check out the update anyway. Just like you're gonna click on that Blingo button.
Peace out. But, not before you click the button. Papa wants a brand new PSP. Don't let me down!
posted by the Juice at 9:16 PM
2 Comments:
...BLINGO?. ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING? WHY DON'T YOU THEN PUT SOME MORE USELESS INTERNET BILLBOARDS ON YOUR BLOG? I COME HERE FOR THE STIMULATING ARTICLES, NOT TO BE HAWKED. AS YOU SAY, FUCKETH THATETH!
listen you ungrateful son of a whore. I’ve got one figgin’ ad! ONE FRIGGIN AD on this blog! And this is what I get? You’ve got every other site either beggin’ ya for money or got so many dang ads on their site ya don’t know the content from the ads.
The Juice ain’t even gettin’ any money outta it. the Juice just wants a PSP. Cause I’m too dang cheap to just buy one. Besides, why buy one when I’ve got no chance of gettin' one for free? So do the Juice a favor. Stop bitchin’ and sign the fuck up. Or, I’ll “ad” this blog up so fast, you’ll think it’s a Wal-Mart circular.
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