Just what the Juice is tryin' to accomplish here!?!?
The Juice gets asked all the time: “What’s the deal goin’ on here, the Juice? What’s with this blog? What are you tryin’ to accomplish? Why are we here?” Uggghhhh! Usually by the second question the Juice’s eyes are rollin’ towards back of my head. And at that point, the Juice releases some gas, and awkwardly walks away.
But today? Today, I’m gonna field these questions. You wanna know what the deal is? You wanna know why we’re here? Well, the Juice is gonna let you know.
Now, I ain’t so sure why YOU’RE here, but the Juice is here because of reasons you probably should’ve learned in 7th grade sex ed. It has a lot to do with penises goin’ into vaginas. If this ain’t ringin’ any bells, the Juice is thinkin’ you probably need to spend some time OFF the internets.
But I digress…
As to what the Juice is tryin’ to accomplish here, well, that’s a diffurnt story. The Juice is just lookin’ to have a lil’ bit of fun. For all that’s holy, in today’s world I really need it. And it seems to the Juice that we’ve all forgotten how to have some good, somewhat clean, fun. So, the Juice is gonna poke a bit of fun, marvel at the stupidity of the system (and society), and just be all around returded. I’m tellin’ ya upfront, the Juice is gonna be rude, vulgar, insultin’, angry and funny. If there’s a problem with that, you’re best off spendin’ time elsewhere, probably in the GOOD BOOK.
I know. I know. I know what you’re thinkin’. You’re thinkin’: “But WHY, the Juice? Why are you doin’ this? It seems like an incredible waste of time, effort and resources.” The short answer? The Juice has no flippin’ idear. The long answer? The Juice has no flippin’ idear. Let’s just say, I’m doin’ for my own sanity. If I didn’t, I’d probably be stickin’ my head in the electric stove, wonderin’ why the reaper still hasn’t taken me from this mortal lot. Seriously, though. The Juice does it for the love.
So, let’s enjoy the ride while it lasts. ‘Cause in about three months’ time I’ll be bored and not doin’ it anymore…
But today? Today, I’m gonna field these questions. You wanna know what the deal is? You wanna know why we’re here? Well, the Juice is gonna let you know.
Now, I ain’t so sure why YOU’RE here, but the Juice is here because of reasons you probably should’ve learned in 7th grade sex ed. It has a lot to do with penises goin’ into vaginas. If this ain’t ringin’ any bells, the Juice is thinkin’ you probably need to spend some time OFF the internets.
But I digress…
As to what the Juice is tryin’ to accomplish here, well, that’s a diffurnt story. The Juice is just lookin’ to have a lil’ bit of fun. For all that’s holy, in today’s world I really need it. And it seems to the Juice that we’ve all forgotten how to have some good, somewhat clean, fun. So, the Juice is gonna poke a bit of fun, marvel at the stupidity of the system (and society), and just be all around returded. I’m tellin’ ya upfront, the Juice is gonna be rude, vulgar, insultin’, angry and funny. If there’s a problem with that, you’re best off spendin’ time elsewhere, probably in the GOOD BOOK.
I know. I know. I know what you’re thinkin’. You’re thinkin’: “But WHY, the Juice? Why are you doin’ this? It seems like an incredible waste of time, effort and resources.” The short answer? The Juice has no flippin’ idear. The long answer? The Juice has no flippin’ idear. Let’s just say, I’m doin’ for my own sanity. If I didn’t, I’d probably be stickin’ my head in the electric stove, wonderin’ why the reaper still hasn’t taken me from this mortal lot. Seriously, though. The Juice does it for the love.
So, let’s enjoy the ride while it lasts. ‘Cause in about three months’ time I’ll be bored and not doin’ it anymore…
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