Dissertation Station Complaint Form
the Juice is tired of gettin' all these misc. hater emails. so, the Juice devised a complaint form for ya'all to fill out. here's the link:
Dissertation Station Complaint Form
Don't worry about bookmarkin' this post. the Juice has been kind enough to post it in the menu on the right. You'll find in under Must Reads. Just in case the Juice ever pisses ya off enough to use it.
I suppose that ya could also use it to send the Juice some positive feedback, by way would ya? In any case go ahead. Check it out. You know you want to. What? What's that you say? You don't want to? Then go fuck yourself. Now I'm sure ya'all want to use that form!
Dissertation Station Complaint Form
Don't worry about bookmarkin' this post. the Juice has been kind enough to post it in the menu on the right. You'll find in under Must Reads. Just in case the Juice ever pisses ya off enough to use it.
I suppose that ya could also use it to send the Juice some positive feedback, by way would ya? In any case go ahead. Check it out. You know you want to. What? What's that you say? You don't want to? Then go fuck yourself. Now I'm sure ya'all want to use that form!
posted by the Juice at 9:27 PM
2 Comments:
OK, here is my complaint. Well, first, my compliments. I love how "The Juice" creates inventions. I enjoy reading how they came about and how they are meant to be used. Although "The Juice" didn't invent the tissue, I thought that post was great! I also love how "The Juice" talks about his family vacations and different funny senarios that's brought up when raising kids!
Now for my complaint. Although I like seeing the inventions and family talk, I think "The Juice" needs to post more about fucking, you know, sex, females, fantasies, etc. I mean, really, who doesn't want to read more about this kinda stuff?? Get nasty once in awhile, go alittle overboard (more so than you already do!) Is that too much to ask?
P.S. What a fucked up complaint form!! (or lack thereof)
are ya missing the joke on the complaint form or what? if i gotta 'splain it, it ain't gonna be funny. the fact of the matter is the Juice don't give shit one about complaints. dang! if i did, i'd be in some hole cryin' my eyes out, i get so many complaints.
in regards to your suggestions: believe you me, the Juice enjoys a good dirty story once in awhile. and by once in awhile i mean at any given moment. so, i'll certainly give it some consideration. lord knows i keep use this one fantasy where Kelly Ripa is given the Juice a deep tissue massage and...well, never you mind.
until then the Juice has a suggestion for you. get your own blog and write your own fucking pornos. how about that?
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