Retro: The Glory of...
...Teri Copley
It seems as though the Juice is stuck in some sort of time warp with his choice of “The Glory of…” lately. Looking back at the last few we had Sheena Easton, a really Retro Ann Margret, and now this one. Is there somethin’ wrong with the Juice? Yea, plenty. But nothin’ that applies to this post. So, what could be the reason for the recent rash of Retros? I don’t know. It’s what the big guy upstairs has been sendin’ down. What can I say? I mean, the Juice has been plannin’ some “The Glory of…” of contemporary gals (I don’t want to give anythin' away, so you’ll just have to suffer). But, Sheena bumped my planned “The Glory of…”. Then Ann did the same thing. Now it’s Teri Copley's turn. Sorry current hot chicks. I know you’re out there. And if you stay hot, I’ll write about ya sooner or later. More sooner if ya can promise the Juice a lil hand. That’s if the missus doesn’t fling somethin’ at the Juice’s noggin first for makin’ such an “immoral” offer. But, the offer stands nonetheless hot chicks. I’ll deal with the consequences later.
Now that the Juice has officially wasted 5 minutes of your life, it’s time for the good stuff. Teri Copley. Dang! The name just rolls off the tongue.
If you’re not recallin’ Teri at the moment, let me fill ya in. She was on that “show”, We’ve Got It Made or somethin’ really “punny” like that. I don’t even know what the premise was of the show. It was just terrible, god awful, really. It had somethin’ to do with 2 dudes and a maid. But, not in the really good DP way. Sure it sounds like a decent porno. Two dudes who have a maid (a hot maid at that). Do you see where the Juice is comin’? You’re not that stupid are ya? Two guys and a hot gal? Dang! That would’ve been a show to watch! Not some terrifyin’ly bad sitcom. Each show could be all the different ways the 2 dudes got “into” it with the maid. And by “into” a mean fucking her every which way but loose. I seem to remember Stephanie Kramer bein’ one of the dude’s girlfriends. That’s an episode right there. A “fatal” four way, if you will. Dang, if I keep this shit up, I’m definitely gonna need a bathroom break.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit, Teri’s got that early 80’s look about her. So? Hot is hot. I remember bein’ a pre-teen the Juice. And watchin’ that stupid show. Actually, that’s a bit of a stretcher. I don’t remember ever watchin’ that show. But, I sure remember Teri. One of the things I remember is when Teri was on the cover of TV Guide. She looked ok on the cover, but there was a picture inside the Guide that looked so much better. The Juice remembers it bein’ freakin’ hot. So much so, that the pre-teen Juice cut the picture out (more like ripped it out of the magazine) and taped it to the door of my bedroom. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the pic today that was in the article, but I do have the TV Guide cover:
The pre-teen Juice was so cheesy that he actually took pictures of family members in front of said bedroom door. Just to get a picture of a picture of Teri Copley? Yea, that’s bad. That’s stupid, uncontrollable hormones for ya. The Juice still has those photographs. However, don’t expect a showin’ here. Far, far, far too embarrassin’ for the Juice. It’s bad enough I admitted that I did it, let alone show the internet wolves out there the evidence. Besides, what can I say? I was a horny pre-teen the Juice. Like you never did somethin’ pathetic like that.
Since we’re sharin’ embarassin’ shit, wait’ll ya here how the pre-teen the Juice got a hold of the TV Guide with Teri Copley. See my ol’ man and his wife were cheap back then (were? Who the fuck am I kiddin? Still cheap! Ever hear the 3 square rule? No? Remind me to tell ya about it sometime). They wouldn’t spend the money to buy TV Guide. Are you kiddin’? What the fuck do you need TV Guide for? Ya, just put your hand on the dial and turn til ya see the show ya want. Anyway, pre-teen the Juice schemed and schemed. How the heck was I gonna score that TV Guide (remember this was way, way, way before the internet. I’ll tell ya, the internet has really made life great in regards to trackin’ down information. Especially if that “information” is pornography. Is there any other type of “information” on the internet?). It dawned on me, that a then-buddy of mine, got TV Guide. The pre-teen the Juice asked him if I could have the TV Guide when his family was done with it. Done and done, right? Smash and grab. Little did the pre-teen Juice know that my then-buddy actually asked his mother if I could have it. Talk about embarrassin’. Why couldn’t the dude just take the fuckin’ magazine? You know, pull it out of the trash or some shit like that. Noooooo….he had to go and ask his mommy. And it was nothin’, but embarrassment city, when that TV Guide was handed over to me by his mom. Oh, she made comments about Teri’s amazin’ body. But, not in that hot “Stacey’s Mom” kinda way. My buddy’s mom was kinda makin’ fun of the pre-teen Juice. Pointin’ out the size of Teri’s boobs. I, of course, played it off that it wasn’t about that at all. That I hadn’t even noticed that Terri had large boobs. “She does? I hadn’t even noticed.” Oh, I played it off like I was a patron of the arts. Just admirin’ the sheer beauty of this woman on the cover of TV Guide, like the work of art she was.
The Juice hears that Teri’s caught religion these days. Shame, really. It’s a good thing she caught that religion bug after she made all that money bein’ a sexy ass hot chick.
I leave you with one partin’ thought. It’s a good one. A damn good one. Now look, there’s nudity involved. I’m just warnin’ ya. Click the below pic if you want to see a lil piece of early 80’s heaven. And do me a favor, if you have a problem with boobs, don’t click the pic. Ok?
It seems as though the Juice is stuck in some sort of time warp with his choice of “The Glory of…” lately. Looking back at the last few we had Sheena Easton, a really Retro Ann Margret, and now this one. Is there somethin’ wrong with the Juice? Yea, plenty. But nothin’ that applies to this post. So, what could be the reason for the recent rash of Retros? I don’t know. It’s what the big guy upstairs has been sendin’ down. What can I say? I mean, the Juice has been plannin’ some “The Glory of…” of contemporary gals (I don’t want to give anythin' away, so you’ll just have to suffer). But, Sheena bumped my planned “The Glory of…”. Then Ann did the same thing. Now it’s Teri Copley's turn. Sorry current hot chicks. I know you’re out there. And if you stay hot, I’ll write about ya sooner or later. More sooner if ya can promise the Juice a lil hand. That’s if the missus doesn’t fling somethin’ at the Juice’s noggin first for makin’ such an “immoral” offer. But, the offer stands nonetheless hot chicks. I’ll deal with the consequences later.
Now that the Juice has officially wasted 5 minutes of your life, it’s time for the good stuff. Teri Copley. Dang! The name just rolls off the tongue.
If you’re not recallin’ Teri at the moment, let me fill ya in. She was on that “show”, We’ve Got It Made or somethin’ really “punny” like that. I don’t even know what the premise was of the show. It was just terrible, god awful, really. It had somethin’ to do with 2 dudes and a maid. But, not in the really good DP way. Sure it sounds like a decent porno. Two dudes who have a maid (a hot maid at that). Do you see where the Juice is comin’? You’re not that stupid are ya? Two guys and a hot gal? Dang! That would’ve been a show to watch! Not some terrifyin’ly bad sitcom. Each show could be all the different ways the 2 dudes got “into” it with the maid. And by “into” a mean fucking her every which way but loose. I seem to remember Stephanie Kramer bein’ one of the dude’s girlfriends. That’s an episode right there. A “fatal” four way, if you will. Dang, if I keep this shit up, I’m definitely gonna need a bathroom break.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit, Teri’s got that early 80’s look about her. So? Hot is hot. I remember bein’ a pre-teen the Juice. And watchin’ that stupid show. Actually, that’s a bit of a stretcher. I don’t remember ever watchin’ that show. But, I sure remember Teri. One of the things I remember is when Teri was on the cover of TV Guide. She looked ok on the cover, but there was a picture inside the Guide that looked so much better. The Juice remembers it bein’ freakin’ hot. So much so, that the pre-teen Juice cut the picture out (more like ripped it out of the magazine) and taped it to the door of my bedroom. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the pic today that was in the article, but I do have the TV Guide cover:
The pre-teen Juice was so cheesy that he actually took pictures of family members in front of said bedroom door. Just to get a picture of a picture of Teri Copley? Yea, that’s bad. That’s stupid, uncontrollable hormones for ya. The Juice still has those photographs. However, don’t expect a showin’ here. Far, far, far too embarrassin’ for the Juice. It’s bad enough I admitted that I did it, let alone show the internet wolves out there the evidence. Besides, what can I say? I was a horny pre-teen the Juice. Like you never did somethin’ pathetic like that.
Since we’re sharin’ embarassin’ shit, wait’ll ya here how the pre-teen the Juice got a hold of the TV Guide with Teri Copley. See my ol’ man and his wife were cheap back then (were? Who the fuck am I kiddin? Still cheap! Ever hear the 3 square rule? No? Remind me to tell ya about it sometime). They wouldn’t spend the money to buy TV Guide. Are you kiddin’? What the fuck do you need TV Guide for? Ya, just put your hand on the dial and turn til ya see the show ya want. Anyway, pre-teen the Juice schemed and schemed. How the heck was I gonna score that TV Guide (remember this was way, way, way before the internet. I’ll tell ya, the internet has really made life great in regards to trackin’ down information. Especially if that “information” is pornography. Is there any other type of “information” on the internet?). It dawned on me, that a then-buddy of mine, got TV Guide. The pre-teen the Juice asked him if I could have the TV Guide when his family was done with it. Done and done, right? Smash and grab. Little did the pre-teen Juice know that my then-buddy actually asked his mother if I could have it. Talk about embarrassin’. Why couldn’t the dude just take the fuckin’ magazine? You know, pull it out of the trash or some shit like that. Noooooo….he had to go and ask his mommy. And it was nothin’, but embarrassment city, when that TV Guide was handed over to me by his mom. Oh, she made comments about Teri’s amazin’ body. But, not in that hot “Stacey’s Mom” kinda way. My buddy’s mom was kinda makin’ fun of the pre-teen Juice. Pointin’ out the size of Teri’s boobs. I, of course, played it off that it wasn’t about that at all. That I hadn’t even noticed that Terri had large boobs. “She does? I hadn’t even noticed.” Oh, I played it off like I was a patron of the arts. Just admirin’ the sheer beauty of this woman on the cover of TV Guide, like the work of art she was.
The Juice hears that Teri’s caught religion these days. Shame, really. It’s a good thing she caught that religion bug after she made all that money bein’ a sexy ass hot chick.
I leave you with one partin’ thought. It’s a good one. A damn good one. Now look, there’s nudity involved. I’m just warnin’ ya. Click the below pic if you want to see a lil piece of early 80’s heaven. And do me a favor, if you have a problem with boobs, don’t click the pic. Ok?
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