Flashback! I'd Really Love to See You Tonight.

Hello. Yea, It’s been awhile. Not much...Whoa! Whoa! Jumpin' the gun I am a bit here. Givin' away the goods I would say I was doin'. Pretend you didn't read that part yet. What the Juice wanted to say is that it's been some time since I wrote a Flashback! The last time was when I reviewed The Pina Colada song. So, this is long since overdue. Ya’ll can stop emailin’ me now about it. Ok? I told you all I'd get to it, eventually...

To be honest, I’ve been plannin’ this for some time now. But, you know, with all that vacation nonsense goin' on (ya know Disney and the Jersey Shore "vacations"), this Flashback! was put on the back burner. But not anymore. We’re here to laugh our asses off. And laugh we shall!

So let’s discuss one of the dumbest songs ever recorded…I’d Really Love to See You Tonight by England Dan and ‘Gina Boy. Or whatever that dude's name is. Let’s face it, you never remember the name after the “And”. They’re never as successful at the person before the “And”. It must be some cruel twist of fate. If I were in a duo, it sure as shit would be “the Juice and...". Like "the Juice and Jessica Simpson”. Or “the Juice and Lindsay Lohan”(When she was good lookin’ of course. Not that scrawny, blonde, partyin’ too fuckin’ hard look she’s got goin’ on now). The only way I would allow my name after the “And” was if it was sandwiched between two names. Like: “Jessica Simpson and the Juice and Kelly Ripa”(yea…Kelly Ripa. You gotta problem with her?). Now, that’s a helluva sandwich. Could you imagine? Not only can I imagine it, but I will. Right now. An intermission here would be perfect. Click

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in about 5 minutes. Uhhhh…you better give me ten. Jessica and Kelly are lookin’ a bit insatiable tonight…