George, is another box set really necessary???

So 20th Century Fox is re-re-re-releasin’ the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD. Now, all you hardcore fans out there might want to go crank one off. I'm sure I got you a bit excited about the thought of havin' the original movies on DVD. But what I mean to say is that the Special Edition original Star Wars trilogy was bein' re-re-re-released on DVD. Again. I just don’t get this move. From what the Juice has been able to glean, this is the same movies released in last year’s DVD box set. Minus the extra disc. But, in cool new packagin'. So…I don’t get it. I’m fairly positive that last year’s box set is still widely available. So…I still don’t get it. Look, the Juice is a fan of Star Wars (see here and here to see just how much.). And the Juice is certainly a big fan of makin’ money (sorry no link to how much the Juice loves money. Although, it definitely sounds like a good idear for a new post). But, I don’t get this release of the original trilogy on DVD again. Does Lucas need that much more money? Does he have some sort of cocaine habit to pay for? Or is it just plain shearin’ of the sheep? 'Cause I gotta say that just because George shits cash, don’t mean the rest of us do.

Let’s check out what Fox and Lucas have comin’ up for us to buy. They’ve got Revenge of the Sith coming out on DVD (Full of deleted scenes that should’ve been in the movie to begin with. I don’t care what Lucas says. Yoda landin’ on Dagobah needs to be in that movie.). And you know, just in time for next Easter it’ll be the Prequels in the box set. So all us goofballs will have to buy that. Even though we already own all three of the prequels individually on DVD. Then, don’t forget about the 6 movie box sets with even more deleted scenes set to arrive another 6 months later. Which, coincidentally coincides with the arrival of that Christian holiday. What the hell is that holiday called again? Shit. I forget. I think it’s around the 26th of December. Christmas. Yea, that it. Christmas. That’s when the super Star Wars box set will convienently arrive at stores.

But don’t relax just yet. And certainly don’t quit your job. You’re still gonna need the money. For what? Only Star Wars in 3-D. Now, the Juice ain’t sure that these are gonna be theatrically released (as if I wouldn’t be), but I can guaren-damn-tee that they’ll be release on DVD. But, by that time it’ll be the next generation DVD. Or what technology they think of to replace DVDs. So, if you’re thinkin’ of not buyin’ the 3-D movies, believe you me, you’ll have to. ‘Cause your future fancy video players won’t play DVDs. Convenient, huh?

I swear to the Christ, Lucas is worse than Elvis. How many more times are you gonna repackage the same ol’ garbage? I guess as long as us chumps are willin’ to pay. Now, how do I order this new set anyway?