Retro: The Glory of...
I figured it was time to take a break from all my world class bitchin' lately. Lighten the load a bit, as it were. So boys and gals, it’s time to buckle up into the way back machine for today’s The Glory of…Sheena Easton
I know what you’re thinkin’. You’re thinkin’ Sheena Easton? Has this tool lost his fuck mind? Isn’t she the one who sang Long Distance Love Affair and For Your Eyes Only? I would have to answer “Yes” to your question. Before you start beefin’ on me, just take a good gander at this pic:
Yea, that’s fuckin’ Sheena Easton, bitch. Now tell me, you wouldn’t want to touch that? Granted this pic is from a video almost 20 years ago, but you see where I’m gettin’ at. That’s why it’s a RETRO THE GLORY OF…do I gotta spell every dang thing out for you numb nuts?
I remember bein’ a lil the Juice and have a few sinful thoughts to this pic:
Lookin’ at the pic now, ok…it ain’t so naughty. But, hey…this was the early 80’s. and the Juice was only like 12. So, leave me the hell alone! I’d love to know your childhood crushes, you fuckin’ perverts. You probably fondled yourself to the unhot girl on WKRP. And I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Loni Anderson. Who, by the way, I just saw on Sebrina the teenage bitch (the Juice don’t regularly watch that show. Sara was watchin it. I just happen by when the show was on). Loni’s gotta be close to 117 these days, but she still looked pretty fuckable. Ok, maybe not totally fuckable, but well…let’s get back to Sheena…
Sheena must’ve realized after she did that ballet with Eddie Rabbit her career was pretty much over. That’s about when Prince got a hold of her. Now, to me Prince seems on the gay side, but the dude nails some sweet ass, so I’ll let ‘im slide. I wonder how Sheena and Prince met. I wonder if they bumped into each other at a Wal-Mart. Maybe they were shoppin' for tampons or somethin’. However they met, Prince sure did his magic.
They recorded a song together. That was a big fuck you to Eddie Rabbit. Anywho, her time with Prince was a bit extreme. She had a bit of a funk do goin’ on. After Prince dumped her, the Juice ran into her at the local Piggly Wiggly . She was buyin' Bran Flakes. The Juice was lookin' for rat poison to end it all. You know, end the mouse problem at the ol' trailer. Anyway, she looks at me, I look at her and the next thing i know she's bent over for another box of Bran Flakes. It was after that chance meetin' that when the super sexiness got goin’ on. For Sheena that is, not the Juice. Super sexy shit like this…
Tell me that’s not hot? Man, I’m seriously considerin’ crankin’ one off to that tonight. Do yourself a favor, go download the video The Lover in Me. It’ll be worth your trouble. I’ll leave you with this thought as your scour the internet with your hog in your hand…
I know what you’re thinkin’. You’re thinkin’ Sheena Easton? Has this tool lost his fuck mind? Isn’t she the one who sang Long Distance Love Affair and For Your Eyes Only? I would have to answer “Yes” to your question. Before you start beefin’ on me, just take a good gander at this pic:
Yea, that’s fuckin’ Sheena Easton, bitch. Now tell me, you wouldn’t want to touch that? Granted this pic is from a video almost 20 years ago, but you see where I’m gettin’ at. That’s why it’s a RETRO THE GLORY OF…do I gotta spell every dang thing out for you numb nuts?
I remember bein’ a lil the Juice and have a few sinful thoughts to this pic:
Lookin’ at the pic now, ok…it ain’t so naughty. But, hey…this was the early 80’s. and the Juice was only like 12. So, leave me the hell alone! I’d love to know your childhood crushes, you fuckin’ perverts. You probably fondled yourself to the unhot girl on WKRP. And I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Loni Anderson. Who, by the way, I just saw on Sebrina the teenage bitch (the Juice don’t regularly watch that show. Sara was watchin it. I just happen by when the show was on). Loni’s gotta be close to 117 these days, but she still looked pretty fuckable. Ok, maybe not totally fuckable, but well…let’s get back to Sheena…
Sheena must’ve realized after she did that ballet with Eddie Rabbit her career was pretty much over. That’s about when Prince got a hold of her. Now, to me Prince seems on the gay side, but the dude nails some sweet ass, so I’ll let ‘im slide. I wonder how Sheena and Prince met. I wonder if they bumped into each other at a Wal-Mart. Maybe they were shoppin' for tampons or somethin’. However they met, Prince sure did his magic.
They recorded a song together. That was a big fuck you to Eddie Rabbit. Anywho, her time with Prince was a bit extreme. She had a bit of a funk do goin’ on. After Prince dumped her, the Juice ran into her at the local Piggly Wiggly . She was buyin' Bran Flakes. The Juice was lookin' for rat poison to end it all. You know, end the mouse problem at the ol' trailer. Anyway, she looks at me, I look at her and the next thing i know she's bent over for another box of Bran Flakes. It was after that chance meetin' that when the super sexiness got goin’ on. For Sheena that is, not the Juice. Super sexy shit like this…
Tell me that’s not hot? Man, I’m seriously considerin’ crankin’ one off to that tonight. Do yourself a favor, go download the video The Lover in Me. It’ll be worth your trouble. I’ll leave you with this thought as your scour the internet with your hog in your hand…
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