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by the Juice

Sorry to disappoint, but not much of a post today. Just some administrative crap, really. First and foremost, Tales from the Vacation part 7 is comin'. Get off my fuckin' back already. You all can stop emailin' me now. Dang! You know, I’m just gettin’ a little tired of writin’ about the friggin' vacation already. It’s been 3 months since I got back, ya'know? I’m tired of rehashin’ this vacation. Sometimes I get the urge to write about somethin' different. That’s all the Juice is sayin’.


I’ve been gettin' heaps o' shit that I’m only postin' once a week to my own blog. I’d like to tell all you complainers out there in wonderland to go fuck yourselves. But, my lawyer kinda agrees with the complainers. He says that the community service would go much quicker the more I posted. Somethin' about applyin' more hours to my time. I would like to also tell him to go fuck hisself, but how he rangled this deal for me is amazin’. So, I’ll be postin' at least one article a week, and at least one misc postin'. Sort of like this post. Yes! More community service driven down! I’ll tell you, I’ll never pull my d….well never mind. And don't quote me on any of this shit. If I don't feel like posting, ain't nothin' on the Christ's blue planet gonna make me.


I can tell you this, though. We've got some real excitin' stuff comin' up. After Vacations part 7, I’ve hopefully only got 2 or 3 more posts to go in that series. And we can finally bury that fucker. After that, we’ll re-visit the Kingdom of Magic series. Tie that bitch up and assfuck 'er. Then I can finally break into the stuff I actually like about the Disney. And guess what? I’m going on vacation again. No, nothing as grand as Disney World. I’m takin' the family to the New Jersey shore. God, my skin crawls just thinkin' about it. I’m sure I’ll have plenty of tales to tell about that trip.


I’ll also be postin' some misc articles in between those series. Some of the stuff you’ve come to love. More installments of “The Glory of…”, some new book and greetin' card reviews (finally), more email answerin’ (please for the love of the Christ, stop sendin' me your dang emails!) and that highly anticipated article why Star Wars is Better Than Lord of the Rings Everyday of the Week including Funkaday (which doesn’t even exist)! Plus new excitin' series. Like “Cartoon Characters I Dislike So Much, I Wish that Hunters that Club Baby Seals Would Club Them Instead (that’s just the workin' title) and somethin' I’m really lookin' forward to…Ahhhh who am I fuckin'? I can’t say here. It'll ruin the surprise.


On the blog front, I’ve got some really excitin' news. If you haven’t tried it already, click on the icon of any author to the right. Well, don’t do it yet, douche bag. Let me finish. If you click on any of those icons, you’ll be taken to a page of that particular person past posts. Nice, right? It’s taken a long fuck time to get that workin'. So, you better appreciate it! But, really, why would ya? Just like my kids, the dog and the missus, you don’t appreciate a damn thing I do. (yes, I already know, my archive is not complete. i'm workin' on it. i'm workin' on it. give me a fuck break, already. it ain't like i'm makin' dollar one on this blog)



So, consider yourself caught up. Now, I'm gonna go crank to the latest "The Glory of...". I'd also like to tell you all about it, but that'd be just givin' it away. Until then, feel free to go fuck yourselves...