Learn about the Juice's latest brain storm: Stank-Aways
the Juice is always comin' up with swanky idears. Believe you me, if I had a penny for every idear I came up with, well, I’d probably still be fairly poor. This one, though, has what we in the industry say “has legs”. Oh, it’s a killer. the Juice even has a commercial thought out for it.
Come. Let’s learn you about the Juice’s half-billion dollar idear, Stank-Aways…
Scene: A darken, fancy hotel room. We hear a toilet flushing. A handsome (or just an ordinary looking guy) exits the bathroom. Off screen a sexy woman’s voice calls the man. We don’t see her, but we see into the bedroom. The man secretly walks up to the camera. In the strictness of confidence, he pulls the camera close.
Man whispering: “Three hours ago, I had a fried steak with onions, broccoli, 2 beers and an ice cream sundae. And, man, did I have to go. But what are you suppose to do?” He gestures to the bedroom. “Embarrass myself in front of my date? Kill the mood with a smelly bowel movement?” Shaking his head, he looks into the camera. He grins. “That would have been a stinky situation. But not anymore.” He shows the camera a small box. “With Stank-Aways, even the smelliest of defecations are rendered stink free.
Graphic of body with pills going into body. Another graphic with pills going into the lower intestine.
Announcer: Stank-Aways create an enzyemic reaction in the lower intestine that causes the odor from the waste material to be neutralized BEFORE it leaves the body. It doesn’t cover or mask the smell like other brands. Stank-Away eliminates odor at the source.
Back in hotel room. Man whispering: Stank-Away is available in Unscented, Roses and Musk. So go ahead, order that extra beer, have an extra helping of chili.” He show the camera a can of Lysol. “And throw away those sprays. He rolls his eyes toward the bedroom. “You’ll be okay.”
Sexy woman’s voice, offscreen: “Honey…”
Announcer: “Stank-aways available at fine establishments everywhere.”
Man: Passes gas as he quickly turns to the bedroom. “Here I come…”
As the scene fads you hear the sexy woman’s voice say: “Do, I smell roses?”
Announcer: Now available in Pine Scent!
Come. Let’s learn you about the Juice’s half-billion dollar idear, Stank-Aways…
Scene: A darken, fancy hotel room. We hear a toilet flushing. A handsome (or just an ordinary looking guy) exits the bathroom. Off screen a sexy woman’s voice calls the man. We don’t see her, but we see into the bedroom. The man secretly walks up to the camera. In the strictness of confidence, he pulls the camera close.
Man whispering: “Three hours ago, I had a fried steak with onions, broccoli, 2 beers and an ice cream sundae. And, man, did I have to go. But what are you suppose to do?” He gestures to the bedroom. “Embarrass myself in front of my date? Kill the mood with a smelly bowel movement?” Shaking his head, he looks into the camera. He grins. “That would have been a stinky situation. But not anymore.” He shows the camera a small box. “With Stank-Aways, even the smelliest of defecations are rendered stink free.
Graphic of body with pills going into body. Another graphic with pills going into the lower intestine.
Announcer: Stank-Aways create an enzyemic reaction in the lower intestine that causes the odor from the waste material to be neutralized BEFORE it leaves the body. It doesn’t cover or mask the smell like other brands. Stank-Away eliminates odor at the source.
Back in hotel room. Man whispering: Stank-Away is available in Unscented, Roses and Musk. So go ahead, order that extra beer, have an extra helping of chili.” He show the camera a can of Lysol. “And throw away those sprays. He rolls his eyes toward the bedroom. “You’ll be okay.”
Sexy woman’s voice, offscreen: “Honey…”
Announcer: “Stank-aways available at fine establishments everywhere.”
Man: Passes gas as he quickly turns to the bedroom. “Here I come…”
As the scene fads you hear the sexy woman’s voice say: “Do, I smell roses?”
Announcer: Now available in Pine Scent!
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