The Foulness of Wheat Bread Crust

ya'know...the Juice has a serious dislike for the crust on wheat bread.  alright.  you got me.  who am i fuckin'?  it ain't just the crust I dislike.  it's the whole notion of wheat bread.  i know.  i know what you're thinkin'.  you're thinkin: "but, the Juice the "good" stuff (ie Stroehmann bread, only the best friggin' bread ever!!!) is "bad" for you.  that processed flour is supposedly "bad" for you.  all those simple sugars. whine, whine, whine.  bitch, bitch, bitch."

yea, well, whatever.   the Juice could probably eat a whole loaf of the "bad" stuff in one sittin'. mmmmm. white bread. ever try eatin' a peanut butter and jelly on wheat bread? two words: don't fuckin' bother! no doubt about it. how about a grilled cheese sandwich? on wheat? man, the mere thought of it brings a tear to the Juice's eyeballs.  i'd rather get my teeth scraped.  the Juice says to hell with wheat bread. TO HELL WITH IT!!! 

who's with me?